thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via g0blin-pr0blems)

fvming:

imagine waking up and being hot

(Source: fvming, via africanson-blog)

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

(via coluring)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via gold)

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via africanson-blog)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via coluring)